😳 My watch is stuck between 2 and 2.30… it’s a do or dhai situation.
😎Never say give me five to a snake… woh tumhe dus dega.
😅 A potato was interrogated by cops. After 3 hours of torture, it gave in and said Main batata hoon, main batata hoon…’
😳 I laughed yesterday in Hindi is Michael Hussey.
😝 What did one circumference tell the other?
2πr hai kisi aur ka… tujhe chahta koi aur hai…”
😊God never tasted any cough syrup, because khuda-na-khasta.