लड़की वाले- हमें ऐसा लड़का चाहिए
जो कुछ खाता पीता ना हो, और कुछ
गलत काम ना करता हो।
पंडित- ऐसा लड़का तो आपको ICU के
इमरजेंसी वार्ड में ही मिलेगा।
With a pile of 300 resumes on the desk and a need to quickly pick someone, the HR Manager asked the recruitment team to call bottom 50 and toss the rest. “throw away 250 resumes”.
They asked, “What if the best candidates are in there…??”
The HR Manager said: “You have a point but then, “I don’t need people with bad luck!!!” 😉
Once I asked my friend, “What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?”
He said “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.”
I asked “Can you explain?”
He said “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other’s decisions.”
Still not convinced, i asked him “Give me some examples”.
He said “Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the super market, when & where to go on vacation, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy. Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it ”
I asked “Then, what is your role?”
He said “My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether telangana should be formed or not, whether Dhoni should retire from Cricket , Whom should Salman Khan Marry. etc etc. and do you know, my wife; NEVER, objects to any of these decisions”…