‘वसंत ने मुझे मुक्का मारा’

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Can’t beat this😝

“Teacher -Translate the sentence into English..
‘वसंत ने मुझे मुक्का मारा’

Student- ‘वसन्तपंचमी’..!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Order bagged by Indian

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Donald trump wants to paint the white house.. He calls for quotations.. Chinese guy quoted 3 millions.. European guy quoted 7 millions.. Indian guy quoted 10 millions..

Trump asked chinese guy..”..how did u quoted 3 millions..?” Chinese guy replied ..” 1 million for paint 1 million for labour 1 million profit..”

Trump asked european guy.. He replied-“.. 3 million for paint 2 million for labour 2 million profit..*

Trump asked indian guy.. He replied.. ..”..4 million for you.. 3 million for me.. .. .. and we will give 3 million to the chinese guy and ask him to paint..!!”

Order bagged by Indian
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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👍How to TALK 👍

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👍How to TALK 👍

Talk to Mother lovingly,
Talk 2 Father respectfully,
Talk 2 Brothers heartfully,
Talk 2 Sisters affectionately,
Talk 2 Children enthusiastically,
Talk 2 Relatives empathetically,
Talk 2 Friends jovially,
Talk 2 Officials politely,
Talk 2 Vendors strictly,
Talk 2 Customers honestly,
Talk 2 Workers courteously,
Talk 2 Politicians carefully,
Talk 2 GOD silently,

Talk to WIFE
no no ……
KEEP QUIET & LISTEN ONLY…!!!

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