my wife ran off with a policeman

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A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, … then 155, … Suddenly he thought, “I’m too old for this nonsense !” So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I’ve never heard before, why you were speeding… I’ll let you go.”

The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :- “Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back.” !!!

The Cop left saying, ” Have a good day, Sir “…

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स्वयं को माचिस की तीली न बनाएँ

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“स्वयं को माचिस की तीली न बनाएँ,
जो थोड़ा सा घर्षण लगते ही सुलग उठे,
स्वयं को वह शांत सरोवर बनाए, जिसमें कोई अंगारा भी फैंके तो,
…वह खुद ही बुझ जाए…।।”

ख़ुश रहें… स्वस्थ रहें… मस्त रहें…
🌞🌝 नमस्कार सुप्रभात 🌞🌝

Goodwala Morningji

🌺🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🌺🌺

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What if the best candidates are in there…??

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With a pile of 300 resumes on the desk and a need to quickly pick someone, the HR Manager asked the recruitment team to call bottom 50 and toss the rest. “throw away 250 resumes”.

They asked, “What if the best candidates are in there…??”

The HR Manager said: “You have a point but then, “I don’t need people with bad luck!!!” 😉

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THE SECRET Of a Good Husband

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Once I asked my friend, “What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?”

He said “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.”

I asked “Can you explain?”

He said “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other’s decisions.”

Still not convinced, i asked him “Give me some examples”.

He said “Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the super market, when & where to go on vacation, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy. Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it ”

I asked “Then, what is your role?”

He said “My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether telangana should be formed or not, whether Dhoni should retire from Cricket , Whom should Salman Khan Marry. etc etc. and do you know, my wife; NEVER, objects to any of these decisions”…
😜😝😂😂👌

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Nobody is a friend or an enemy of other persons

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न कश्चित् कस्यचिन्मित्रं न कश्चित् कस्यचित् रिपुः।
अर्थतस्तु निबध्यन्ते मित्राणि रिपवस्तथा।।

न तो कोई किसी का मित्र होता है और न कोई शत्रु होता है। धन संपत्ति और व्यक्तिगत हित ही वे कारण होते हैं जो व्यक्तियों के बीच में मित्रता और शत्रुता स्थापित करते हैं।

Nobody is a friend or an enemy of other person/s. It is the wealth and motive to further one’s interests, which acts as a binding force between persons turning them into friends or enemies.

शुभ दिन हो।

🌸🌹💐 🙏🏼

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